Dear Diary.....12th July 2018
Oh what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day. Only 3 hours sleep but i feel so good today.
Got in at 3am from bar and had to console myself with food after England's loss.
Should i have cold macaroni cheese or Foot long hot dogs? I'll have both.
Note to self, never have cold macaroni cheese ever again.
People have asked why am i writing diary entries on my blog, well, the My Little Pony secret diary with lock i have is full now so its cheaper to write it on here.
Diary, July has been the most strangest I've known so far in my 12 years. 3 nights ago i had my best ever July night in 12 years, 2 nights ago i had my worst ever July night in 12 years and last night with the football it was OK, better than i thought but still not great. Some bars didn't even open last night, don't get that. Its so erratic i never know what I'm gonna get. That could be a classic line for a film.
I think the covers for my director chairs have gone in to shock after being washed at the start of the season. They are slowly one by one splitting. I have ordered 20 brand new covers to replace all of them but in good old typical Greek style what should have been with me 2 weeks ago has now been 3 weeks wait and still not here. The covers have to be made to order as my director chairs are executive ones not cheap and wobbly ones. Maybe by Sunday they said, we'll see.
I know what your thinking diary, you think I'm going to have a good laugh at England going out of the World Cup, not at all. They did amazing for such a young team, not that i watched one single match of the world cup, i never watched any of the Wales games in the last Euros. International football has no interest for me at all, now rugby, that's a different matter.
In saying that English people do get very defencive when i joke about their team. They say things like "We won the world cup in '66, what have you won?". Strange how they want to compare me to the England football team but here we go in chronological order:-
1978 - Best drawing for St. Davids Day in Wales - Certificate presented to me by Prime Minister
Winner of Afternoon tea with Bernard Bresslaw from Carry On at my Junior School as most
knowledge of Carry On films (wasted youth)
1979 - Bronze Life Saving Swimming certificate for saving a brick from drowning while wearing
1980 - Boys Brigade badges for Sport, Camping, First Aid and Needle Work?
1981 - Winner of Best fancy dress as Adam Ant (Dandy highwayman with real pistol) for Charles
and Di's wedding street party.
1983 - Cathay's Community Centre Darts Champion
1984 - Cardiff City Centre Hula-hoop champion sponsored by Hula-Hoops presented by
Chico Johnson (only 3 entered competition on Queen street)
Cathay's Rugby Team Player of the year
1986 - Sophia Gardens Sports Institute Anniversary Field Hockey Champions with Llandaff
South Wales Field Hockey Champions with Llandaff (Net minder)
Wales Field Hockey Champions with Llandaff (Net minder)
1987 - Tri-Nations British Field Hockey Champions with Wales (Net minder)
1991 - Hope All Stars Baseball team Club man of the year
1996 - M.G.M.E.F.C. Top Goal Scorer
1997 - Gretzkys F.C, Top Goal Scorer & Player of the year
1998 - Gretzkys F.C. Top Goal Scorer, Club man of the year & Player of the year
1999 - The Heath F.C Top Goal Scorer
And i have the silverware in the UK to prove it..
So, there you go, that's what I've won. Now if they had said what have Wales Football won well that's easy, nothing, their rubbish.
Its not all bad news England fans, i got great news for you, I bet on France 7-1 or Croatia 16-1 to win the world cup outright, see, its not all bad England, its a Win-Win final, Hoorah for me!
The face of English football supporters at 2.30am at the Cavo Doro......well, the top of the head.
Christmas begins earlier and earlier each year when really its only one day, Jebus's birthday. Zakynthos has taken it way to far this year. Its the 12th July and Christmas puddings are on the shelves, i kid ye not.
So we have quite a few readers in Russia this July, most probably waiting on my diary entry about the World Cup and Canada must be Ice Hockey fans and to the 3 Australian readers, "G'day Cobber, tie me kangaroo down sport".
Time to go diary as i have washing to put out then chill before work.
Serve All, Love All, Peace All, Kevlar Out!