.......A large bottle of Hoegaarden.
See how i drew you in to my blog, click-bait. It's like what narcissists use on Facebook, which is almost 3/4 of the users, they post something like "I'm devastated, i will never see his face again" then you get drawn in thinking somethings wrong with you asking sympathetic questions and giving them love and attention as these people are so needy and then when all the attention dies out they answer with "Barry Manilow's final tour 😢", they draw you in just to get attention. Mind you, nobody lately has seen Barry Manilow's face, not even himself as that's not his real face.
Well, March is a quiet month, we're doing nothing for a change, oh, apart from a night out at Giggling Squid (That's not our bunny, she squeaks).
How you all doing folks? How's 2024 treating you so far? Hope your all good, healthy and happy, that's what i like to hear.
After an amazing start to year with Llangollen and then Depeche Mode in Dublin it's a pretty chilled March just working and the odd trip to the local pub. The weathers been pretty shocking so we haven't been able to get out on weekends for our usual walks which is a bit of a pain as we hate staying in, ah well can't change the weather, it is what it is.
We do have some great news for September though because for Valentines day i bought Sian a meet the Meerkats experience like the Red Panda experience we had where we get to spend time in their enclosure and feed them. Sian had to book the date of the visit which i bought the voucher for and Sian chose my birthday which she booked a room for and a meal at a secret restaurant so that's amazing and to top off September we've got invites to Freddie Mercury's birthday party in Montreux where only 800 guests get to attend, Wow-Wow-Wee-Wah, imagine how many Queen and Freddie Mercury fans from around the world there are and we are 2 of only 800 who can attend, that's amazing i think and really looking forward to it. This years theme is "Fabulous 80's", the parties always have a theme around what Freddie liked, so it's time to put on our thinking caps and come up with our 80's costumes for the party.
This is my thinking as i have the "Kill your idols" t-shirt and red check shirt already with "Sweet child o mine" and "Paradise City" released in 1988 it comes within the 80's theme. Lets hope it's a warm September with having to wear short shorts, Brrrrrrrrrrrrr! And before you say "Yeah but you got a huge wasteland of scalp" I've found a perfect auburn wig, so there you go.
Our VIP guest invite wristbands.
I was going to have a rant but i'm pretty chilled and happy so to rant would put me in a bad mood so i'll wait until i need to vent my spleen, maybe the next update as i have a few things to get off my chest but not today BUT...........
MAN, since the dawn of time man has evolved to become the best version of themselves they can possibly be, forget the Jesus nonsense as if you believe all that clap trap then you believe that men can procreate as Adam and Eve only had 3 sons or the only other possible outcome for Man's population of Earth if you do believe in the bibles stories is that Eve's sons did the unthinkable with her, neither of those stories are good or real, so Darwin is your man. I often keep the JH brigade on my doorstep of a Sunday morning debunking the word of god and in the end they can't wait to get away.
Anywhooooo, the reason i started this section was to do with evolution, Instead of evolving we're in reality going backwards, technology is going forward but people are definitely going backwards in their mentality.
People now grunt and don't talk, people scratch at screens like apes scratch at things their curious of, people are hunching over their phones instead of being upright, knowledge is instant instead of stored in brains, plant based foods will slow people down just look at animals that are herbivores pandas, koalas, sloths, hardly speedy are they? People want to do as little as possible so much so that pretty soon people won't need bones and muscle they'll become blobs ending up going back to where were started. Look at phones now, you can command phones by voice and just tap fingers together for actions, voice activated TV's without remote controls, oh yeah lifting that finger to push a channel button is so stressful they just can't cope, how much less do people want to move these days? Can't wait until the "bodily fluids suit" is developed, what a joyful gushing smelly mess that will be people sloshing around without a care in the world craping and peeing in their stride.
The marvel of evolution, faster, stronger, intelligence.
The demise of mankind slower, weaker, thick as shit.
Giggling Squid, what can i say, just excellent and amazing, that's all i can say, a bit like another Squid we know. So i'll leave the pics be self explanatory.
The restaurant was packed out and the waiting area was full along with a queue out the door, good job i booked a table.
We had sharing starters to try lots of different flavors.
A fisherman's feast. Squid, Octopus and soft shell crab
Bangkok Bites. Duck spring rolls, slow cooked crispy beef, golden money bags and Thai herb sausage.
Lychee and coconut yoghurt ice cream
Calypso coffee and a Rebel Kentucky bourbon.
Married at First Sight Australia or MAFS as most know it is back and we're 20 episodes ahead of the UK viewers. As you already know Sian and i like car crash TV especially when it's people who are trying to become famous by going on ridiculous reality TV shows and it all blows up in their stupid smug faces, shall we divulge all the gossip? I think we will lol.
STOP READING NOW IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Jack is an absolute fake Dickhead and Tori is a mug, Tristan is such a nice guy but needs a GP appointment (something not quite right), Ben is just a gas lighter and a crap actor, Sara is such a liar but takes a moral high ground, wait until the new couples arrive as one of the women is a complete whacko nut job and we believe Johno may be on the wrong side if you know what we mean, We'll Give you more gossip in the next update but that will keep you going and i'll just add all the couples apart from 2 are not as they first seem.
And to finish on a high note........ We got lucky with next years pre booked dates in Dublin for the 6 Nations with the hotel i booked as Ireland are at home those dates(Watch those prices sky rocket since the release of fixtures) and......... WE'VE BOOKED OUR CANADA FLIGHTS FOR 2024, YAAAAAAAHOOOO! So we've been in 2020, 2022 and now 2024. Unfortunately i wasn't lucky enough to get business class seats this time. In 2022 i paid £3000, BARGAIN! this year they were £8000 WOW! Even Premium economy which are just larger seats than economy were £5000, BLIMEY! So i opted to get us extra leg room seats for £1700 which to me seems a snip compared to the other options. Its quite a jump £3000 between each standard of seat but we're all booked up and we'll be there for Canada Day and Calgary Stampede. We are so excited, i got all the way to payment details, filled in my details and then let Sian push the "Pay Now" button, we both started giggling with excitement then i went on to buy our Stampede tickets and got the same seats from where i proposed to Sian from. There may even be a wedding on the horizon subject to planning of course, watch this space. CAN NOT WAIT!
Not much of an update i know but it keeps you all ticking over, so until the next time........
Serve All, Love All, Peace All......Kevlar Out!
