Hi y'all, what you been up to? Hope your all well and keeping yourself healthy and happy. So todays update is just a general chat, it's good to talk you know even just chit chat and blabbering crap.
I'm doing well, thanks for asking and so is Sian. Sian and i are just doing our thing and now getting out for walks due to having the odd sunny day.
I was thinking about songs from back then that look dodgy now. What do i mean? Well i'll give you some examples.
"Little Children" - Billy J. Kramer
"Little children, you better not tell on me
I'm tellin you little children, you better not tell what you see
and if your good i'll give you candy and a quarter
if you're like you oughta be and keep a secret with me*
I can here the woke brigades cries now "HANG HIM", "SET HIS HOUSE ON FIRE", "FEED HIM PLANT BASED FOODS" as they always jump on things without any understanding whatsoever because if you carry on listening it's about them seeing him kiss their sister, you see, INNCOCENT.
"Jailhouse Rock" - Elvis Presley
"Number 37 said to number 3
your cutest jailbird i ever did see
i sure would be delighted with your company
come on and do the jailhouse rock with me"
Now then, this is set in a prison, there aren't mixed sex prisons, he's telling an inmate he's cute then wants his company and then asks to do something with him. Was Elvis hiding a secret? And lets not forget Priscilla, he was 24 when he started dating Priscilla who was 14, watch the film "Priscilla" based on her autobiography, it's quite creepy to watch.
"Come outside" - Mike Sarne & Wendy Richards (in brackets)
"Come outside, (get lost) come outside (go and ask lil)There's a lovely moon out there (you can go off people)Come outside, (give over) come outside (belt up)While we got time to spare (why don't you listen to the beat) Little doll I know the band ain't bad(Little doll)Little doll I'm a-getting kinda mad(Little doll)Coz it ain't right to wanna keep on dancing
There won't be any time left for romancing Come outside, (lay off) come outside (shove it)There's a lovely moon out there (you are a one)Come outside, (all right) come outside (not for too long)While we got time for a bit of slap and tickle (I'll slap and tickle you in a minute)Oh come out for a bit of."
NO MEANS NO. Talk about a stalker, if she had a mobile phone in those days it would be blowing up. I mean she even tells him to ask Lil as she ain't interested but he just keeps on and on and on until he breaks done the poor girls will to keep fighting him off and he even states he wants some "Slap and tickle" how is that even a sexy chat up line? I'll give you a slap (I'm hoping not on the face) then tickle you.
What do you think about growing old? I myself am at one with it although i am jealous of Sian aging slowly, DAMN HER YOUTHFUL LOOKS! We're all going to go there so you just got to embrace it BUT.......the other night, i think it was quite late, gone midnight, there was a run of adverts that would make you think "Good god, just shoot me now". I think that afternoon and late night adverts are aimed at the more mature watcher.
The run of adverts went like this........HSL chairs - "For comfort, support and lift", Tena ladies pants - "Better than wearing those bulky pee pants". . Stiltz Lifts - "To make it easier to move between floors". Vagisil - "Fast relief from intimate itching, burning and irritation". Cialis Together - "Helps respond naturally when turned on"
As you can tell from those adverts it doesn't put a positive outlook for getting old does it? Imagine the scene..........
Your both sat in your HSL chairs reading with soft music on in the background and think, "Aye, aye, feeling a bit frisky, fancy an early night?" You both grab your wired remotes for your chairs and start to raise and tilt yourselves out of them, you shuffle your way to the Stiltz lift which you didn't use earlier as you used the stairs but you don't feel you can use the stairs now so you summon it down. The lift is only powerful enough for one person at a time so being a gentleman you let your wife go first, then you go up after. She's been having a problem with leakage so she's had her Tena lady pants on and needs to discard them in the bathroom. While your wife is in there you need to get a move on with your Cialis Together tablet because they take 30 mins to work. Your wife has been wearing the pants all day and has a slight rash so out comes the Vagisil.
Your both ready to go but this whole scenario has taken over an hour to get to the point of getting in to bed, 5 mins getting out of your chairs, 15 mins to use the lift, 5 mins to get out of the pants and dry, 5 mins to wait for cream to soak in and 30 mins for tablet to take effect.....OH FORGET IT!
I'm so glad we're both still in our 50's but looking at what i've just written i may not be so positive now about getting older 😆😅😒
On the subject age i saw this today:-
80's Madonna aged 28
2024 Madonna aged 65, i rest my case. Filters, fillers and plastic surgery.
GOOD GOD PEOPLE, ARE YOU THAT STUPID OR BLIND! SHE HAS NOT AGED NATURALLY! Her face is only as old as her surgery THAT'S why she doesn't look a day over 30 even her jawline has been shaved, it's there for all to see, RIDICULOUS..
Easter weekend was pretty chilled but we did go out for Easter Sunday lunch.
And i made a Red Velvet Cake
We headed to Bristol this weekend to watch the UK Foo Fighters at the o2 academy, only an overnight visit, 2 days in Bristol is 1 day to long. We chose a hotel not to far from the o2 as we didn't want to walk around Bristol anymore than we had to, so, the Radisson Blu Hotel it was and it was very nice indeed.
They had a support band this time which is a first for us and they were pretty good, they were called Royal Monster a Royal Blood tribute band.
Time to get the 2 pinter's in now we've got our spot.
We watched the band from our first view point until we had finished our 2 pinter. We like space around us so we can just let loose and go for it jumping around and just enjoy the music but we seemed quite far away so we went to find a spot nearer the stage.
PERFECT!
At the end of each concert the band always stay behind to have chat with the fans and this time we had taken an Oceanic t-shirt for Ollie the drummer as he must go through so many t-shirts when on the road.
We were all a very sweaty mess after the gig but that's the sign of a good gig. Another amazing night and they only get better so not going to go over what i've told you 6 times before, we never get tired of seeing them.
AND FINALLY...........(THIS IS A TRUE STORY, I KID YOU NOT)
"Child identifies as a cat "
A mother went on to TIK TOK to complain that a vet would not see her son even though he identifies as a cat. The mother took her feline son to a vet only to be turned away. The mother stated that "if my son says he's a cat then he's a cat"
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I mean, the people living today with these pathetic views on all these social media platforms are becoming the thickest and most stupidest and woke we've ever seen. If i was that vet i would have a set of question they need to answer first:-
1/ Does your son use a litter tray?
2/ Does your son eat food that comes from a can and that no matter what flavour it is it always stinks of fish?
3/ Does your son sit on your lap and dig his claws in you to get comfy?
4/ Does your son hiss and jump around like a loon when you try to make him take a bath?
5/ Does your son bring you dead animals and leave them on your bed?
If she answers to all 5 yes then there is a physical test.
I'd then say to the mother "I tell you what, take your son, SORRY, cat to a restaurant with outdoor dining and then get your son/cat to lick his own arse in front of the diners like cats do and then i shall treat him".
I identify as a library, so anyone around me on a bus or train should shut the hell up and be quiet, respect the library rules.
And that's it for another fun packed update, so until next time...........
Serve All, Love All, Peace All......Kevlar Out!
