Why are some people so nasty when they don't even know you or met you, the incident i'm speaking of is......NORMAL SHREDDIES IN A FROSTED SHREDDIES BOX! Why would someone at Nestle be so horrible, my world almost fell apart.
What, i have to put my own sugar on? its just not the same, i need that lovely sweet coating that also flavours the milk. Good job i had a back up packet.
Apart from that major trauma yesterday it was a lovely day by the pool with a ice tea and fruit salad, have to keep the body in trim ready for when i get into my speedos and sandals (that is a joke by the way). The pool was empty so i made the most of it splashing about like a dolphin at sea world having a sprat held up for him to do a trick apart from i don't eat fish or have a tail or fin or blow hole or click or jump through hoops, really thinking about i was nothing like a dolphin more like a short ass welshman drowning but i enjoyed it even though a rather large bellied dutch person looked at me in disgust as i got water on him while he was standing at edge of pool thrusting his possing pouch out in what i think was some sort of exercise or maybe it was a mating ritual to a elderly lady across the other side of pool, either way this splash of cold water stopped him in his tracks and made him look like a big girl. Oh well he can show off his amazing display today without any worry.
This is a true account of my highs and lows on the beautiful island of zakynthos all with a funny edge, lifes to short.
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