(It's true i am but i'm not really a believer, sssshhhhh! don't tell anyone LOL Darwins theory is more believable)
MY CERTIFICATE
MY ID CARD
alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5170863240379439906" />PRAISE THE LORD!
Yes my children i told you the Rev.Kev would rise again and this time i have been ordained, give me a "HALELUJAH!"
Children i am now a Minister of the Universal Church of California, say "PRAISE THE LORD!" This is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help me god. I applied to be ordained and i am now Rev.Kev.
Weddings £25(plus as much buffet food as i can carry away), Christenings £20(with £5 cleaning fee if baby pees), Funerals £50(hole must be dug yourself).
GOD SPEED MY CHILDREN!
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