Why bother going on holiday

Whenever i go on holiday ( not very often) i like to visit the places of interest, taste the local cuisine and enjoy the countries culture.

So why do people go on holiday just to sit in front of a tv watching any sport all day, soaps and any british tv?
Think how much money you can save, here's your DIY guide to holidaying abroad at home.

1/ Attach your tv to the wall at least 10 feet off the ground so your neck hurts from looking up for hours on end.

2/Don't speak to your partner just in case you miss the vital plot line of your favourite soap e.g. "oh no wellard's been kidnapped"

3/Pour some pop over your living room table and leave for 24 hours in the sun to get that tacky surface bar effect.

4/Guys make sure the ladies get your drink when you've finshed your first one as getting your own beer while footballs on may make you miss a footballer picking his nose.

5/Make sure you have no sunlight on your body while watching the tv after all you don't go abroad to sit in the sun.

Wow i wish i could spend 600 pound for a week for 2 to sit in bar watching tv all day which i get for 42 pound a month back home LOL.

I do admit i watch liverpool and wales rugby when they're on but thats maybe 2 or 3 games in a month.