No i'm not talking about my handsome good looks, athletic physique or that cheeky welsh smile i mean the temperature. If i was something cooking device i'd say i would be between a george forman grill and charcoal heated BBQ i'm that bloody hot, so thats hotter than a toaster just in case so you can judge for yourselves how hot it is.
On a very odd note i spotted a blind person riding a scooter, how did i know he was blind cause he still had his white stick with black handle fully extended out to the side, I KID YOU NOT!
The bar is going very very well, for the past week between 9.30pm and midnight almost every seat is taken but its like tipsy musical chairs when a sofa becomes available so i have to almost be like a boxing Ref to stop any fights but all my customers are very polite so i don't have to jump in and split the handbags up, the atmosphere in my bar amongst the customers is almost like a garden party with cucumber sandwiches, jolly good show.
NOTE TO SELF: get more sofas
This is a true account of my highs and lows on the beautiful island of zakynthos all with a funny edge, lifes to short.
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