Well its time to frighten the turtles back into the see and strip off to my shorts to expose this very pastey coloured body to those wonderful UV rays (Disclaimer: i do not promote the use of the suns powers to get a golden tan).
Its an amazing sight to behold, FIRST DAY SUNTAN! Doesn't the human body look great with the amazing hint of lobster suntan and sock or strap marks. This years collection from the catwalks of New York, Paris, Milan and Blackpool, "Here we have Kate Moss wearing the vest with halter neck bikini strap marks and the albatross arm position due to sunburn", "And for the men Tyson is wearing the brown sandal with blue and red trim white socks accompanied by the to tight pair of Speedos and bum bag look" MMMM how fetching. To be at the top of the fashion tree you must have all 4 items for the gents.
I must admit only seen 2 gentlemen at the height of fashion this season so far and they were dutch, i think.
Happy safe tanning people!
This is a true account of my highs and lows on the beautiful island of zakynthos all with a funny edge, lifes to short.
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