Hello my wonderful fabulous blog followers, its update time again. I know its been 2 weeks but to be honest I've done bugger all as its to hot and the roads are to crazy so its safer to stay in until its time to go to bar. Be so glad when its Sept and all the idiots on the roads have buggered off back to Italy and mainland Greece.
Its bar talk first up. I'm very honest with what i write about the bar, if its good its good, if its bad its bad. Yuk, Yuk,Yuk, do i not like August. Its been the most unpredictable month I've ever had in my 8 years with Oceanic. Up and down, all over the place. I can be ram packed for 2 hours then within 15 minutes empty. So weird. But I'm making target every night so not complaining. It could be worse, i could have staff to pay, entertainment to fork out for, high overheads and have no customers. At least with Oceanic i got no staff, low overheads and not paying out for anything not even wifi, so my target can be very low which makes life so much easier. Yes, i have a target, very professional i know LOL.
9.45pm Friday 22/08, very very busy.
10.20pm Friday 22/08, everyone gone but more did come in later after meals.
10.15pm Saturday 23/08, even busier.
Now i love my cereal. Frosted Shreddies obviously the king of cereal but i also like my All Bran, keeps me regular, PARP! LOL
So when i saw this "Lion" cereal i thought i got to try this. Very, very disappointed.
There was not one trace of lion in the box, whats that all about?
What?......It doesn't mean its made with Lion? Well why the name then?
Oh, i see, its named after Lion Bar. Well, even if that is the case it was the least tasting thing like a lion bar I've ever had. If it had real pieces of lion in it it would have tasted more like a lion bar, awful, don't bother with it, tastes like wood chippings.
I'm suing for false advertising.
MMMMmmmmmmmmmmm! Pizza, i love pizza and doesn't this pizza look great that i bought from Spar. Pack of 3 for 3.99€, bargain or is it?
What the...........? Now i may have bad eye sight but good god man, what the blazes is that? I've picked out more cheese from under my toenails when i was a child (My hygiene is second to none now). Is that it? I'm sure on the box it said pizza not bruschetta. The worst thing is i got 2 of the bloody things left to eat.
The un-cooked pizza as frozen.
Maybe it will look better when cooked.
NOPE!
There are some sick and twisted people on this island. Every night i have to count my connect 4's. Either I'll find one on the floor so have to count all or someone would have exchanged counters from one to the other. STOP IT! there is enough in every game to complete it at the start of the night when i open, you DO NOT need to borrow from one to use in another. But there is even more evil now on this island. They have added a counter that's not even mine to mess with my poor little welsh brain. What twisted individual is trying to drive me insane? Its just not fair. AAAaaaaggggggghhhhhhh!
The 2 on the left are mine, the one on the right is an impostor, GET OUT I SAY, GET OUT!
Its looking like t-shirt sales by the end of this season will be over 1000 within 3 seasons which i think is amazing. So we are going to extend the range from next season and here are a few new designs, these are not the finished article as we need the proper band logos for them but you can see where we are going with the designs.
Its the Manhattan Transfer market again "Rat-e-tat-e-tat" How much worse can the market become. Years ago it was great, good quality clothes, many varieties of trainers, excellent household products and now.......1€ stalls, trainers that you would have to be blind to buy and pants and sock stalls as far as the eye can see. I went with 200€ to have a blow out, i spent 15€ and guess what i bought.......yep you guessed it.....pants and socks.
Nike Air Max, how long ago did these go out of fashion? You couldn't sprint in them just in case you had a blow out while your going at top speed and what in gods name is going on with the colours? Pass me my shades I'm going blind LOL
It makes me so angry when i see tourists on scooters and quads carrying a whole family on one vehicle. I've seen children as young as 2 years old clingy to petrol tanks of quads. How stupid are these parents? But they see the locals doing it so they do the same. This bike was in front of me as i left the market. Two young children, no helmets and almost slipping off the scooter. Makes me cringe.
Its been over a week since Kevin went off to do battle with the mad axeman. I have to go in and rescue him or at least retrieve the body.
I crept in like a ninja not knowing what i would find. The door was closed. not a good sign.
I must go to the wood pile where i found the trainer.
The trainer, its gone!
Whats that in amongst the wood?
KEVIINNNNNNNNNNN! NOOoooooooooooo! WHY? Why him? It should have been me. GOD DAMN YOU MAD AXEMAN! I will revenge my buddy.
Wait? I remember reading somewhere that a heavy blow to the head will bring a minion back to life.
Where's my hammer?
Kevin, I'm sorry for what I'm about to do but its for your own good.
Yay! Kevin's alive. A Little bit battered but at least he lives to fight another day. I will wait until he's fully fit, train him better then send him back in.
Oh OK, i will give him a little holiday first and take him out on another road trip also my best human buddy Tassos wants to meet him so a visit to Drunk Corner is on the cards for him. I will take him to watch Liverpool as a treat or maybe a rugby match, the seasons almost here.
You rest little buddy, save that energy and get well soon.
Well that's update over with for another 2 weeks. Any get well messages for Kevin can be posted on the comments on this blog or on Facebook page, he will be made up.
Till then folks,
Serve all, Love all, Peace All, Kevlar Out!
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