Kevlars Monday Moan!

Now 99% of the time i'm a happy chappy and not much gets to me, i guess i'm the modern day saying "do i look bovvered" and the answer is "NO" but one or two things have bugged me since my last post so here goes.

1/ The stupid Trolley Dolly's and Gangway Guys who think their job deserves a wage increase due to it being so difficult to walk, talk and push a trolley at the same time. God help them if they ever changed their job to a Nurse, Fireman, Police Officer or Soldier. I'm sure plenty of people who are unemployed would take their jobs for just the basic wage without the perks just to put food on their families plates.

2/ Corporate Companies that brainwash their employees to sell from a scripted sales pitch in robotic style that some bigwig in an office has said "i've got a great idea" then all his kiss ass underlings agree "thats amazing" just so they can keep their jobs and company Mercedez. Let people sell with their personalities and be natural not false and slimey.

3/ Who put the "Bop" in the Bop Shu Bop Shu Bop who put the "Ram" in the Ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong

4/ Why on Masterchef hasn't anyone prepared "Baked beans on Toast with a fried egg side and to follow Banana with Custard" now that is my food heaven.

5/ We're in to Spring and all i've seen since the clocks went forward is 24 hour heavy rain with some places even having snow, i actually said to a customer at the store " you can tell summer is coming, the weathers getting worse". And what a load of rubbish about this summer is going to be, as The Sun would put it "Phew, what a scorcher" didn't they say that last year when it was the wettest summer ever recorded? How can the met office predict so far in advance when they can just about get a week in advance right.

6/ On saturday 90% of people i served in the store said "Do i get any discount of that?" and thats even on something that was £39.99. Now if they were buying a few things that totaled up to say over £500+ then i can see why they'd ask but when an item is priced up at £199 obviously that is the price, we ain't in a Moroccan Bazaar or Tunisian Marketplace where we Haggle over the price of a Gourd or a false beard for the wife so she can go the daily stoning. I commented to one customer "When you get to the checkout at Tesco do you ask for discount on the total of your basket?" the customer replied "No, never", i rest my case.

Well thats all my Monday moans, as you can see they're nothing major but little things irritate me sometimes and thats a winters build up, so as you can see really nothing much bothers me.

If anyone disagrees with my moans please leave your comments on my blog, oops, i forgot you can't, oh well never mind haha.

Zante, i'm almost home.