And so winter comes to an end, oh sorry and spring!

Well the summer season is almost here, 3 weeks time and Zakynthos and Oceanic are open for business, WAYHAY!

Yesterday i handed in my notice to the supermarket and now i can discuss the top secret aspects of that job.

What have i learnt from this highly trained job of Janitor and Bakery/chicken department cleaner. Well when your walking around sweeping up little bits of paper in the store people look at you and give you that polite sympathetic smile as if to say "Awww look at that simple guy, he's got a job" NO, NO, NO, this is not the case and alot of my fellow janitors all around the country aren't simple (some are) I may look like someone who lives in a little village where everyones related but my brain is fully functional LOL.

Now then PUBLIC TOILETS, eeewwwwww! Ok we all know that guys are slobs and need lessons on what the silver handle on the wall is for but ladies, tut, tut, tut.
The men that use the gents must be dancing while using the convenience as there is more on the floor than where its supposed to be so maybe gents public toilets should have grated floors to save having the cleaners putting waders on to get in.
Ladies, what can i say, utter utter waynetta slobs when toilet use is concerned. here are just a few things, some ladies also have a fear of the silver handle on the wall, its not just men that leave little calling cards on the seat, make up is meant to be put on your face not around the sinks and the hole in a toilet seat is quite big but you can't seem to get the paper in it which then leaves a lovely decorative toilet paper border on the floor.

The bakery cleaning is very physical but when you see and smell all those lovely fresh cakes and loaves of bread coming out the ovens its enough to make a weight watchers class riot and over throw the team leader.

The chicken ovens is also a very physical job, imagine your oven but 3 times bigger cooking 200 chickens constantly all day then having to clean 3 of those ovens every day, the smell of BBQ and chickens is so good but the ovens are as greasy and slimey as a spanish barman when your on holiday.

Now you would think with all this lovely smelling food i'd be the size of american at a cherry pie eating contest but no, in fact i've lost a stone in weight and now at my ideal weight 10 stone and ideal BMI and i put it down to not being a remote clicking-couch potatoe-bum crease seated-lazy git LOL i walk 6 miles at pace every day sometimes 10 miles if sunny and 30-60 mins a day on my Wii fit, so if you want to lose weight heres my advice, get a job in Tesco, remember that your feet were made before the car and kick your kids off their games console and buy the Wii fit HAHA.